me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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