another moral hangover. fuck.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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