what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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