So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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