: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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