i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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