oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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