I'm really into asian looking animals
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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