think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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