Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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