Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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