Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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