Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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