If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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