i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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