belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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