I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I fill condoms, not promises.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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