I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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