she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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