big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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