a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
