i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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