They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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