Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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