I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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