It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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