google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
