Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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