I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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