That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Randomize
