i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
