Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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