Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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