He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
