I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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