we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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