Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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