everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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