Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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