Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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