I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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