What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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