was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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