this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
this will be a night to untag.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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