Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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