doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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