I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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