So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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