You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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