I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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