I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
no you cant smoke seaweed
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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